Rules: Like any game two people play their is a winner and a loser, hell sometimes its even a tie. But in the game of sex their is only one winner and one worn out loser. To play the game you must be physically fit and ready to through down. No holds bar, anything goes, and falls count anywhere. Playing this game you must know all the tricks, all the moves. You get scored on level of difficulty, and creativeness. You can play this game with one other other or with multiple players how ever you see fit to play the game. Each player can bring props into the sexual game. Vibrators, sex pillows, oils, sexy clothes, etc....whatever you may need to get the upper hand. Sex is a big part of a relationship and if someone tells you it's not they are lying, or they are a virgin. The game can be interrupted by pirates. Pirates are people who steal what you got, and leave you with nothing to show for it. In order to fight these Pirates you must fuck your girl or your man to the point of no return. Fuck your partner so damn good they wont even think about another person. If you are not fucking your partner Pirates will take your dick or your pussy right away from you and by time you realize what happened its two late.
There are different levels to this game you have one night stand, you have regulars, and life time partners. Regular and life time are the ones who needs to watch out for the Pirates, one night stand just protect yourself no ones judging you and if they are tell them to go to hell it's not like they never had one before.
The biggest rule of the game is to LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN....I can't stress that enough. Listen to who you are with and look at that persons body language. Fellas you can tell if you women is faking it but you guys don't ever pay attention that's why we've gotten away with it for so long. She can be moaning and screaming like you killing her, but if her body not shaking and moving you need to look into that. Fellas and Ladies its more then 3-5 sexual positions out their. Get you a book and look up some new shit to bring to your bedroom, don't be ashamed of what you do, who's going to know if you keep it between you and him. (Advice from author: Every time I get ready to have sex I do something new, weather its a new position, or a new outfit, and the man I got ant going anywhere..) Ladies be confidant about yours, weather your big, small, big ass, little ass, big titties, little titties who gives a damn. Work with what God gave you and he wont go anywhere. That goes for the fellas to. I didn't forget about you guys not at all..
Fellas: Fellas don't brag on your dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't care how big it is this is 2012 let it speak for itself. Don't brag on your pussy eating skills, let it speak for itself. Guys only send pics of your dick to a women you are trying to be with for the long run. Pictures will end up on some website with your shit photo shopped looking like you got more balls then dick. Guys if your girl don't want to try a new position then you try the new position. Get your game plan right before you step into the game.
Foreplay: Foreplay is a form of sexual activities to get you and your partner in the mood. Foreplay can be done in various different ways. You can do together in the bed or wherever you decide to have sex. Or you can play over text message, Tango, Skype, etc. FYI...Before you guys think I am slut I have one man I am with..so I am just blogging some tips to keep your man home. I used to be one of the Pirates so you are getting some first hand info here. Dress up is a part of foreplay, put on a sexy wig and outfit on and pretend to be someone else. I have noticed a lot of men love to be dominated, told what to do. Work with that ladies and I am telling you he will fall in love. It might be strange for him at first but he will get used to calling you mistress, and you spanking him.
Final Instruction: Make the game FUN...sex shouldn't be work. If you are not having fun then don't waste your time life is to short and having a boring sex life along with everything else in the world is outrageous.
SIGNED: LETS PLAY THE GAME
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